The Border Watch : January 8th 2014
2| tvwatch NEWS & GOSSIP y’s TV career has been a little hit and miss since the heyday of Friends, got his eye on a new project that -made for him. y is attach of mismatched roommates that has been adapted into a su y is attached to co-write and star in an updated version of The Odd Couple, Neil Simon’s classic st of mismatched r y couple hit and miss sin seems tailor-mad an updated versio but he classic stage comedy about a pair ll play messy bachelor Oscar adison, who offers to share his apartment w divorcee Felix Unger. ver since seeing the movie The Odd when I was 10, it has been a dream scar Madison,” said Perry. o be given the opportunity to develop n version of it has put a manent smile across my face.” adapted into a successful 1968 movie and a popular 1970s sit play popular 1970s sitcom. He’ll Madison, who off with fussy fellow “Ever since se Couple when I w for me to play O “To be given th a modern v permanent Storie roduc DREAM ROLE: Matthew Perry a pay-TV miniseries with Ava atar star Sam Worthington at p attached as star and e executive producer. The miniseries will focus on a team of journalists embedded at Gallipoli CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) Pre-school (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence; (R) Repeat (CC) Closed captions I WEDNESDAY JANUARY 8 I SEVEN SA TEN SA WIN SA ABC1 SBS ONE PRIME SC TEN WIN VIC 6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00 MOVIE: Confessions Of A Shopaholic. (PGl, R, CC) (2009) 2.00 SlideShow. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 The Chase. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 News At 4. (CC) 5.00 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 5.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R, CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 6.30 Today Tonight. (CC) 7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, RCC) 7.30 A Night With Roger Federer And Friends. (CC) Charity match between Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Roger Federer. 10.00 MOVIE: Eagle Eye. (Mlv, R, CC) (2008) Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan. Two strangers are manipulated by a woman. 12.30 Room For Improvement. (R, CC) 1.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 4.00 NBC Today. (CC) 5.00 Sunrise Extra. (CC) 5.30 Early News. (CC) ABC2 6.00 News. (CC) 6.30 Wake Up. (CC) 8.30 Studio 10. (PG, CC) 10.30 Studio 10 You. (PG, CC) 11.00 Eyewitness News Morning. (CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGas, CC) 1.00 The Doctors. (PGs, R, CC) 2.00 Come Date With Me. (PG, R, CC) 2.30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30 Ent. Tonight. (PG, CC) 4.00 Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 6.00 The Project. (CC) A look at the day’s news. 7.00 Cricket. (CC) Twenty20 Big Bash League. Game 18. Sydney Thunder v Brisbane Heat. From ANZ Stadium, Sydney. 10.30 Blue Bloods. (Ma, R, CC) A high-end escort is murdered. 11.30 The Project. (R, CC) 12.30 The Late Show With David Letterman. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. 3.30 Life Today With James Robison. (PG) 4.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 5.30 Eyewitness News Early. (CC) 6.00 Children’s Programs. 4.25 Penelope. 4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.05 Bananas In Pyjamas. 5.15 Peppa Pig. 5.20 Rob The Robot. 5.35 Pocoyo. 5.40 Peppa Pig. 5.45 Ben And Holly. 6.00 The Adventures Of Abney & Teal. 6.15 Humf. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Deadly 60. 7.30 River Monsters. 8.20 Would I Lie To You? 8.40 The Hoarder Next Door. 9.30 Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder. 10.15 Arrested Development. 10.40 Hard Time. 11.30 My Big Fat Fetish. 12.20 Confessions Of A Wedding Planner. 1.20 River Monsters. 2.10 News Update. 2.15 Close. ABC3 6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.25 The Super Hero Squad Show. 2.55 The Twisted Whiskers Show. 3.05 The Wannabes. 3.30 The Sleepover Club. 3.55 Sea Princesses. 4.10 The Jungle Book. 4.20 GASP! 4.35 Kid Vs Kat. 4.45 Jibber Jabber. 5.00 Fleabag Monkeyface. 5.10 Camp Lakebottom. 5.25 Almost Naked Animals. 5.35 Wolverine And The X-Men. 6.00 Young Dracula. 6.35 Total Drama World Tour. 7.00 Horrible Histories. 7.30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 7.55 The High Fructose Adventures Of Annoying Orange. 8.05 Dance Academy. 8.55 The Gees. 9.00 Close. 7TWO 6.00 Today. (CC) 9.30 Mornings: Summer. (PG, CC) 11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Extra. (CC) 2.30 Alive And Cooking. (CC) 3.00 News Now. (CC) 4.15 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 7.00 A Current Affair. (CC) 7.30 RBT. (PGl, R, CC) Follows police units. 8.30 Hostages. (M, CC) The family of a surgeon is held hostage by an FBI agent who demands she assassinate the US president. 9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (Mv, R, CC) Mac pays a visit to Las Vegas. 10.30 CSI: NY. (Mv, R, CC) 11.30 Dallas. (M, CC) 12.20 Impractical Jokers. (Ml, R) 12.45 Extra. (R, CC) 1.15 WIN Presents. (R, CC) 1.30 Gideon’s Way. (PG, R) 2.30 Danoz Direct. 3.30 Good Morning America. (CC) 5.00 Early Morning News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC) 6.00 Shopping. 7.00 Sea Princesses. 7.30 It’s Academic. 8.00 Toybox. 8.30 America’s Court With Judge Ross. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Shortland St. 10.00 Coronation St. 10.30 Tennis. Apia International. Day Four. Kooyong Classic. Day One. 5.00 Shortland St. 5.30 Coronation St. 6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 Tennis. Apia International. Night Four. 10.30 Homes Under The Hammer. 11.45 Bargain Hunt. 12.45 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates. 1.10 America’s Court With Judge Ross. 1.30 Harry’s Practice. 2.00 Late Programs. 7MATE 6.00 Shopping. 7.00 Fish Hooks. 7.30 A.N.T. Farm. 8.00 Handy Manny. 8.30 Shake It Up. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 Hercules. 12.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 1.00 Motor Mate. 2.00 Motor Mate. 3.30 Dream Car Garage. 4.30 Seinfeld. 5.30 Hawaii Air Rescue. 6.00 Reef Wranglers. 6.30 Pimp My Ride. 7.30 Classic Car Rescue. 8.30 Hardcore Pawn. 9.30 American Pickers. 10.30 Cash Cowboys. 11.30 SportsFan Clubhouse. 12.30 Chaser’s War. 1.00 Chaser’s War. 1.30 Unsolved Mysteries. 2.30 Motor Mate. 3.30 Motor Mate. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.00 News. (CC) 10.00 Catalyst. (R, CC) 10.30 Kangaroo Dundee. (R, CC) 11.30 My Family. (R, CC) 12.00 Midday. (CC) 12.30 Google-Baby. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 Jonathan Ross. (PG, R, CC) 2.35 The Wonder Years. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R, CC) 5.30 News. (CC) 6.00 Grand Designs. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 7.30. (CC) 8.00 QI. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home: Off The Beach. (PG, CC) Part 1 of 4. Presented by Kevin McCloud. 9.20 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare. (PG, CC) Part 1 of 3. 10.20 News: Late Edition. (CC) 10.30 The Straits. (Mdlsv, R, CC) 11.25 Drive. (Mal, R, CC) 12.25 MOVIE: Roadgames. (Mv, R, CC) (1981) 2.05 Kevin McCloud’s. (PG, R, CC) 2.55 Praise. (R, CC) 3.30 Soccer. (CC) W-League. Round 7. Sydney FC v Perth Glory. Replay. 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) GO! 6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 James May’s Toy Stories. (R, CC) 2.00 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections. (R, CC) (Final) 3.00 France 24 International News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Motor Racing. Dakar Rally. Stage 3. Highlights. 6.00 The Dales With Ade Edmondson. (CC) 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 7.30 The Burrowers. (CC) Part 1 of 3. 8.35 24 Hours In Emergency: Mothers And Sons. (Ma, CC) A 35-yearold arrives at hospital concerned a brain tumour, she first had as a teenager, has returned. 9.30 Borgen. (Ma, CC) (Denmark) 10.35 World News Australia. (CC) 11.10 Prisoners Of War. (Mv, CC) (Israel) 12.10 MOVIE: Don’t Tell. (Malns, R) (2005) (Italy) 2.15 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 Korean News. 5.35 WorldWatch. 6.00 Thunderbirds. 6.30 Scooby-Doo! 7.00 Magical Tales. 7.30 Kitchen Whiz. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Monsuno. 9.30 Batman. 10.00 Winx Club. 10.30 The Shak. 11.00 Power Rangers. 11.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 12.00 Extra. 12.30 Bachelor Pad. 2.30 Auction Hunters. 3.00 Extra. 3.30 Max Steel. 4.00 Batman. 4.30 Scooby-Doo! 5.00 Adv Time. 5.30 The Crew. 6.00 Community. 6.30 Two And A Half Men. 7.00 Auction Hunters. 7.30 Two And A Half Men. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Criss Angel Mindfreak. 9.30 MOVIE: Get Shorty. (1995) 11.40 Two And A Half Men. 12.00 Late Programs. GEM 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. 7.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 The Baron. 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Surfing The Menu. 11.00 Friends. 12.00 MOVIE: The Face Of Fu Manchu. (1965) 2.00 Surfing The Menu. 2.30 Frozen Planet. 3.30 In Their Footsteps. 4.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 5.30 The People’s Court. 6.30 Friends. 7.30 Embarrassing Kids Bodies. 8.30 RPA. 9.30 Major Crimes. 11.30 Political Animals. 12.30 Friends. 1.00 Gideon’s Way. 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman. 6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 8.30 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 11.00 News. (CC) 11.30 MOVIE: Confessions Of A Shopaholic. (PGl, R, CC) (2009) 1.30 SlideShow. (PG, R, CC) 2.30 The Chase. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 News. (CC) 4.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 5.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R, CC) 5.30 News. (CC) 6.00 Today Tonight. (CC) 6.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, RCC) 7.00 Animal Airport. (PGCC) A consignment of cheetahs is detained. 7.30 A Night With Roger Federer And Friends. (CC) Featuring a gala charity exhibition match between Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Roger Federer. 10.00 MOVIE: Eagle Eye. (Mlv, R, CC) (2008) Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan. Two strangers are forced into a series of increasingly dangerous situations by a mysterious woman. 12.30 Home Shopping. 5.00 Early News. (CC) ONE 6.00 Wake Up. (CC) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG, CC) 10.00 Studio 10 You. (PG, CC) 10.30 News. (CC) 11.30 Dr Phil. (PGas, CC) 12.30 The Doctors. (PGs, R, CC) 1.30 Come Date With Me. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R, CC) 2.30 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.00 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 3.30 Huey. (CC) 4.00 Bold. (CC) 4.30 Eyewitness News. (CC) 5.30 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 6.00 The Project. (CC) A look at the day’s news. 7.00 Cricket. (CC) Twenty20 Big Bash League. Game 18. Sydney Thunder v Brisbane Heat. From ANZ Stadium, Sydney. 10.30 Blue Bloods. (Ma, R, CC) A high-end escort is murdered. 11.30 The Project. (R, CC) A look at the day’s news. 12.30 The Late Show With David Letterman. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. 3.00 Life Today With James Robison. (PG) 3.30 CBS This Morning. (CC) 5.00 Eyewitness News Early. (CC) 6.00 NFL: America’s Game. 7.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 12. Sydney Kings v Cairns Taipans. Replay. 9.00 Cricket. Twenty20 Big Bash League. Game 17. Perth Scorchers v Hobart Hurricanes. Replay. 12.30 Omnisport. 1.00 Adventure Angler. 1.30 Timber Sports. 2004 Slocan City Logger Sports Competition. Replay. 2.00 Whose Line. 3.00 The Biggest Loser. 5.00 iFish Summer Series. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30 White Collar. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 9.30 Sons Of Anarchy. 10.30 Vegas. 11.30 Terriers. 12.30 Late Programs. 11 6.00 Toasted TV. 8.00 Totally Wild. 8.30 Toasted Junior. 9.30 Wurrawhy. 10.00 TMNT. 11.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 ST: Next Gen. 2.00 Sabrina. 2.30 Frasier. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 King Of Queens. 4.30 Laverne & Shirley. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 Beverly Hills 90210. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.30 Come Date With Me. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Futurama. 9.30 The Cleveland Show. 10.00 Bob’s Burgers. 10.30 Bob’s Burgers. 11.00 Cheers. 11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00 Raymond. 1.30 Late Programs. SBS2 6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings: Summer. (PG, CC) 10.30 News. (CC) 11.30 Ellen. (PG, CC) 12.30 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG, R, CC) 1.30 Extra. (CC) 2.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC) 2.30 News. (CC) 3.45 News. (CC) 5.00 Hot Seat. (CC) 5.30 News. (CC) 6.30 WIN News. (CC) 7.00 RBT. (PGl, R, CC) 8.00 Hostages. (M, CC) The family of a surgeon is held hostage by an FBI agent who demands she assassinate the US president. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (Mv, R, CC) The team suspects counterfeit wine is at the centre of their latest murder investigation. 10.00 CSI: NY. (Mv, R, CC) Mac searches for Christine. 11.00 Extra. (R, CC) 11.30 WIN News Late Edition. (R, CC) 12.00 A Current Affair. (R, CC) 12.30 Dallas. (M, CC) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 Danoz Direct. 3.00 Good Morning America. (CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 5.00 Today. (CC) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.20 Portuguese News. 11.05 Japanese News. 11.40 Hong Kong News. 12.00 Chinese News. 12.30 Korean News. 12.55 Italian News. 1.35 German News. 2.05 Spanish News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Bang Goes The Theory. 4.30 Survivorman. 5.25 Iron Chef. 6.10 Ninja Warrior. 7.05 30 Rock. 7.30 If You Are The One. 8.30 MOVIE: Shaolin Soccer. (2001) 10.30 South Park. 10.55 Miniseries: Public Enemy Number 1. 12.55 Robot Chicken. 1.05 MXC. 1.35 WeatherWatch. 5.00 French News. 5.50 Urdu News. ABC24 6.00 News. 9.25 ABC Open. 9.30 ABC News Mornings. 11.30 News. 12.00 Media Masterclass. 12.40 Big Ideas Sampler. 12.55 ABC Open. 1.00 News. 1.30 Midday. 2.00 The World This Week. 2.30 Afternoon Live. 5.00 News. 6.00 Landline. 6.30 News. 7.00 7.30. 7.30 News. 8.00 Foreign Correspondent. 8.30 News. 9.00 Catalyst: On The Road. 9.30 News. 10.00 Aust Story. 10.30 News. 10.55 ABC Open. 11.00 Australia Network News. 11.30 News. 12.00 Late Programs. Please note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by networks. Rating advice: (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Suitable only for Mature Audiences (AV15+) Adult Violence. Consumer advice: violence – v, language – l, sex references – s, nudity – n, drug use – d, horror/supernatural themes – h, adult themes – a, medical practices – m, war scenes – w, (R) Repeat, (CC) Closed Captions. Stories from the front oduction is expected to begin midy midyear on The Gallipoli Story, a y coupl s up got his e during World War I, their relationships with the young soldiers sent to fight and their efforts to defy official censorship and tell true stories of conflict. The Gallipoli Story will be filmed in South Australia, and will premiere on Foxtel in 2015 to coincide with the 100th anniversary of momentous World War I events. Family breakup House Husbands star Tim Campbell (left) has taken to social media to express his disappointment at his character Tom being dumped from the WIN series. “The producers have decided at the 11th hour that Tom won’t be returning,” wrote Campbell. “It was a surprise decision and, to be honest, as a fan of the show I’m disappointed that a unique TV family is no more.” Campbell’s Tom was the partner of Gyton Grantley’s character Kane. Royal visit R&B icon Prince is hardly the first name that springs to mind when thinking of a special guest star on a sitcom. But the Purple Rain performer is apparently set to pop up on the Zooey Deschanel comedy New Girl. A fan of the series, he’ll reportedly be playing himself on the episode. Baz hops to TV The small screen would seem to be Australian filmmaker Baz Luhrmann’s (right) new workplace. F ollo wing speculation the Great Gatsby director is being courted to helm an epic HBO miniseries about Napoleon Bonaparte comes news Luhrmann is teaming with writer-producer Shawn Ryan (The Shield) on a television drama series. The project is said to explore “the dawn of the hip-hop era as seen through the eyes of two young New Yorkers”. It is based on an original idea by Luhrmann, and both commercial and payTV networks in the US are said to be vying for the broadcast rights. The Border Watch Wednesday, January 8, 2014 IF YOU NEED A BATTERY, WE’VE GOT IT! 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